Computer songs and poems: full index
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The 12 computerised days of Xmas
16 Bits
602 is Coming to Core
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99 Buckets of Bits
99 Bugs in the Monitor Now
Addicted to MUD
Addicted to News
Addicted To Vi
Admin's Lament
The Advanced Player
Ahh.. crash
The Algorithms Tango
All along the Ethernet
All Through the Net
All-Nighter Hell
The alt.flamers song
The Alternative Wall
Always Look on the Bright Side of DrOsS
American Pie --- Hacker Style (Bye Bye, Unix)
Another Glitch in the Call
Another One
Apple II Pie
Are you a chataholic?
ARPAWOCKY
Automation
Away in QMANGR
The Balad of Dumb of S***
The Bastard
bbb+b
BBN Superlisp
Beautiful Program
The Bell Labs UNIX System
Berkeley 4.3
Berkeley California
Berkelian Rhapsody
A Better Model
The Bill Gates Song
Bill's Windows Swill
Blow Out
Blyeah the Wall
Bohemian Warranty
Boot It
Bot Bunch
Both Ways, Now
The boy who couldn't keep his girlfriends
The Boys of HP
A Brighter Grade of SAIL
Bring Back My Dump Tape To Me
The Bug Came Back
Bye, Bye, System
C Hacker in Paradise
C++ Writer
CAMM (Crustified Ancient of Main Memory)
Can't parse this
Chats Don't Work
The Chilled Water Waltz
COBOL Programmer's Swing
Code-a-lot
Coding In C
Coding in Ruby
Comp Sci Serenade
Computer Man
The Computer Nevermore
Computer Worthy
The Computerbury Tales
Computerized Girl
Control-C Song
Core dumped blues
A Core for Ecclesiastes
CPU Delight
The Crash of the Ten and Eleven
Crash Stuff
CRASH! goes the System
Crashed
Crasher's Song
Crashware Toasting All Your Open Apps
CRAY-S's coolant
CS Major
Cyber-Netizen's Song
Cycles For Nothing
Dasi, Dasi
The Data-comm Song
The Day Bell System Died
The Day SunOS Died
The DEC Man cometh
DECman
Deep Hacker
Destruction
The Devil Went Down to Crawford
The Disks of UNIX
Don't Call From Home
Don't Have a Conniption
DP Man
Dr. Seuss Explains
El Internet Pasa
Emacs the Elephant
Emacs Wizard
The Engineer Song
Errors for Nothing
EVER ONWARD, IBM
Every Cycle is Sacred
Everyone's Free (to document their system)
Fiber-Optic
The Field Service Anthem
Fifty ways to Crash your Windows
Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
Filking on a Sunday Afternoon
The First GNU
The First TOPS-10
Floppy in a Disk Drive
For Auld Free Time
Forever Annoying
Fork()ing on a Sun
FORTRAN
FORTRAN Programs
FORTRAN Song
French Horn Concerto (for modem users)
Friend of the System
Fsck'ed by you
G C C I Don't Love GNU You Don't Love C
Gateway To Heaven
Gateway To Net Ten
Geek
Gil Amelio's Coming to Town!
The Girl Who Dreams In Ada
Girls just wanna defun
Glory, Glory Microcoding
The GNU Imagine
God Rest Ye Copland Programmers
God Rest Ye CS Students
God Rest Ye Merry Network Fans
The Grand Young Leeson Dork
A Graphic Song (It's a commie plot)
Hack, Hack, Hack
HACKADU
The Hacker Song
The Hacker's Battle Hymn
A Hacker's Lot
The Hacker's Song
The Hackers are Best
Hacking Iron
Hackingham Palace
The HACTRN
Happily Addicted to the Web
Hark! the Screaming Students Cry
Has Anybody Seen My Code?
Headache or Windows 95'
Hello, my ASCII gal
Hello, Solly
I Am The Chorus
I am the very model of a Genius Computational
I Could Have Tooled All Night
I crashed the sequel
I Should Have Known AOL Better
I Want a New Bug
I want an RT
I'd Like to Buy Magnetic Tape
I'll never hack in this language again
I'm a CoCo3 from Tandy
I'm a PDP-10 Wizard
I'm a Programmer
I'm Dreaming of a Clean System
I'm Hacking Up Some CNAME's
I'm In Love With My Clone
I'm Typing Backwards for Christmas
I've Been Working on a Kernel
I've Got a Brand New Server Binary
I've Got a Lovely Computer
I/O
An IBM User
If
If I had a SCSI
Imagine
In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree
Intel inside
Into the Tube
An Irish CPU
A is for Apple
It's Linux!
It's The End Of Our DOS As We Know It
Jack And The Y2K
Jargontalk
JES The mighty system
Jesus don't want me for a Sun machine
Just remember that you're flying o'er a disk pack....
Keep Good Company
The Keys Don't Work
Kitty of North Tempe
Kludging My Software
Lambda Bound
Leavin' Fed'ral Express
Linux Expo
Little Boxes
Little PC
LOGIN Song
Lonely Users
The Longest Path
The Lords of the OS
Losing my Connection
LViolent Night
Magical Mystery Bug
Magtapes Roasting
The Maven
Microserf
Microsoft
The Modern Software Manager
Monopoly
A More Effective Manager
MP3 Killed the Media Star
Mr Shaver
Mr. Bossman
My Data are Over the Ocean
My Favorite Hacks
My Favorite Things
My Favourite Things
My Program Lies in the DEC-20
Network Pie
Not a boolean
Object Oriented Programmer's Soliloquy
Ode to Amy (or: The Frontend Shuffle)
Ode To Menu Systems
Oh, Root
Old bit stream
Ole McMowle
On our First Day on Usenet
On the Net
Once I Built a Website
OS California
Over Hill, Over Caile
P()/V() Rendezvous
P-I-F-FO
PC:s are PC:s
Perl White [ alternatives requested ]
Pick a Packet or Two
Please Release Me
PLIate's Dream
POE PUREE
POOR PURE PERCY P
Programmer
The Programmer's Blues
The Programmer's Viewpoint
Programs
Prove It's So
Puff the Fractal Dragon
Purple Hacks
Raster Operations
Rawhide
The RSX Backup Song ("Are we back up yet?")
The RSX Support Song ("Thank you for your SPR")
The RSX VMS Lovers Song ("Wow, there's lots of stuff on that VAX")
Rudolph, the Emacs Hacker
Run as you are
Satan C Compiler
Script for a Hacker's Tear
SCSI !
Sendmail
Sentimental Berwald
Setting Text in LaTeX
SIGHUP Blues
Silicon Valley Guy
Socket Man
Software for Nothing
Somewhere over the Network
A Song of Computation
Song of the Certified Data Processor
The Sound of FORTRAN
The Sounds of Science
The Sounds of Silence
Standard COBOL Structure Form
Stopcode Bells
Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
Surfers In The Night
Surfing the Web on a Busy Evening
The Swapper
Sweet Server
SYSTEM CRASH
Take me Down to the SunLab
Tap My Wire
The TeddyClones' Picnic
Telnet Song
Ten little Modulans
That old time PDP
That was the HASP my friend
That's Life At Case
These are are a Few of Our Favorite Machines
Those were the Days
A Time for DWIM
Tomix
Treekiller
Twas the Night Before Implementation
The Twelve Days of Uptime
Twit the Assistant (the Mighty Twit)
The Underfull Badness Blues
UNIBUS
UNIX
Unix Man
Unix Quandry
Unix Wizard
Uptown URL
User
The User and the Programmer
USian Pie
VAX Raphosdy
A Visit from a Silicon Impostor
A Visit from Saint Woz
The VMS Mourning Song
VMUNIX Blues
Waiting for The Sun
The Wall 2
What did you download last night?
What is a Hacker?
What Segment is This?
When I can't log in
When I was a Lad
When I'm Sixty Four
When you try to get work from the data network
Will The Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up
Windows
Windows '95
Windows 95
Windows Post
Windowsian Crapsody
Wired Lullaby
The Wizard's Song
The Wonderful Hacker
Workin' on a SUN - The NCSU-CSC Blues
World-Wide Wizard
The Worm before Christmas
The Wreck of the Apple II
Wreck of the NESD-1
Write in C
Yellow Subroutine
Yesterday
You can call me K6voA72JsP39Zq9j5llL
You Can't Rush the Net
You Oughta Know
You're My Checksum
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