Computer songs and poems: full index
- 0x0d2c
- 0x7CC
- The 12 computerised days of Xmas
- 16 Bits
- 602 is Coming to Core
- 81
- 99 Buckets of Bits
- 99 Bugs in the Monitor Now
- Addicted to MUD
- Addicted to News
- Addicted To Vi
- Admin's Lament
- The Advanced Player
- Ahh.. crash
- The Algorithms Tango
- All along the Ethernet
- All Through the Net
- All-Nighter Hell
- The alt.flamers song
- The Alternative Wall
- Always Look on the Bright Side of DrOsS
- American Pie --- Hacker Style (Bye Bye, Unix)
- Another Glitch in the Call
- Another One
- Apple II Pie
- Are you a chataholic?
- ARPAWOCKY
- Automation
- Away in QMANGR
- The Balad of Dumb of S***
- The Bastard
- bbb+b
- BBN Superlisp
- Beautiful Program
- The Bell Labs UNIX System
- Berkeley 4.3
- Berkeley California
- Berkelian Rhapsody
- A Better Model
- The Bill Gates Song
- Bill's Windows Swill
- Blow Out
- Blyeah the Wall
- Bohemian Warranty
- Boot It
- Bot Bunch
- Both Ways, Now
- The boy who couldn't keep his girlfriends
- The Boys of HP
- A Brighter Grade of SAIL
- Bring Back My Dump Tape To Me
- The Bug Came Back
- Bye, Bye, System
- C Hacker in Paradise
- C++ Writer
- CAMM (Crustified Ancient of Main Memory)
- Can't parse this
- Chats Don't Work
- The Chilled Water Waltz
- COBOL Programmer's Swing
- Code-a-lot
- Coding In C
- Coding in Ruby
- Comp Sci Serenade
- Computer Man
- The Computer Nevermore
- Computer Worthy
- The Computerbury Tales
- Computerized Girl
- Control-C Song
- Core dumped blues
- A Core for Ecclesiastes
- CPU Delight
- The Crash of the Ten and Eleven
- Crash Stuff
- CRASH! goes the System
- Crashed
- Crasher's Song
- Crashware Toasting All Your Open Apps
- CRAY-S's coolant
- CS Major
- Cyber-Netizen's Song
- Cycles For Nothing
- Dasi, Dasi
- The Data-comm Song
- The Day Bell System Died
- The Day SunOS Died
- The DEC Man cometh
- DECman
- Deep Hacker
- Destruction
- The Devil Went Down to Crawford
- The Disks of UNIX
- Don't Call From Home
- Don't Have a Conniption
- DP Man
- Dr. Seuss Explains
- El Internet Pasa
- Emacs the Elephant
- Emacs Wizard
- The Engineer Song
- Errors for Nothing
- EVER ONWARD, IBM
- Every Cycle is Sacred
- Everyone's Free (to document their system)
- Fiber-Optic
- The Field Service Anthem
- Fifty ways to Crash your Windows
- Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
- Filking on a Sunday Afternoon
- The First GNU
- The First TOPS-10
- Floppy in a Disk Drive
- For Auld Free Time
- Forever Annoying
- Fork()ing on a Sun
- FORTRAN
- FORTRAN Programs
- FORTRAN Song
- French Horn Concerto (for modem users)
- Friend of the System
- Fsck'ed by you
- G C C I Don't Love GNU You Don't Love C
- Gateway To Heaven
- Gateway To Net Ten
- Geek
- Gil Amelio's Coming to Town!
- The Girl Who Dreams In Ada
- Girls just wanna defun
- Glory, Glory Microcoding
- The GNU Imagine
- God Rest Ye Copland Programmers
- God Rest Ye CS Students
- God Rest Ye Merry Network Fans
- The Grand Young Leeson Dork
- A Graphic Song (It's a commie plot)
- Hack, Hack, Hack
- HACKADU
- The Hacker Song
- The Hacker's Battle Hymn
- A Hacker's Lot
- The Hacker's Song
- The Hackers are Best
- Hacking Iron
- Hackingham Palace
- The HACTRN
- Happily Addicted to the Web
- Hark! the Screaming Students Cry
- Has Anybody Seen My Code?
- Headache or Windows 95'
- Hello, my ASCII gal
- Hello, Solly
- I Am The Chorus
- I am the very model of a Genius Computational
- I Could Have Tooled All Night
- I crashed the sequel
- I Should Have Known AOL Better
- I Want a New Bug
- I want an RT
- I'd Like to Buy Magnetic Tape
- I'll never hack in this language again
- I'm a CoCo3 from Tandy
- I'm a PDP-10 Wizard
- I'm a Programmer
- I'm Dreaming of a Clean System
- I'm Hacking Up Some CNAME's
- I'm In Love With My Clone
- I'm Typing Backwards for Christmas
- I've Been Working on a Kernel
- I've Got a Brand New Server Binary
- I've Got a Lovely Computer
- I/O
- An IBM User
- If
- If I had a SCSI
- Imagine
- In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree
- Intel inside
- Into the Tube
- An Irish CPU
- A is for Apple
- It's Linux!
- It's The End Of Our DOS As We Know It
- Jack And The Y2K
- Jargontalk
- JES The mighty system
- Jesus don't want me for a Sun machine
- Just remember that you're flying o'er a disk pack....
- Keep Good Company
- The Keys Don't Work
- Kitty of North Tempe
- Kludging My Software
- Lambda Bound
- Leavin' Fed'ral Express
- Linux Expo
- Little Boxes
- Little PC
- LOGIN Song
- Lonely Users
- The Longest Path
- The Lords of the OS
- Losing my Connection
- LViolent Night
- Magical Mystery Bug
- Magtapes Roasting
- The Maven
- Microserf
- Microsoft
- The Modern Software Manager
- Monopoly
- A More Effective Manager
- MP3 Killed the Media Star
- Mr Shaver
- Mr. Bossman
- My Data are Over the Ocean
- My Favorite Hacks
- My Favorite Things
- My Favourite Things
- My Program Lies in the DEC-20
- Network Pie
- Not a boolean
- Object Oriented Programmer's Soliloquy
- Ode to Amy (or: The Frontend Shuffle)
- Ode To Menu Systems
- Oh, Root
- Old bit stream
- Ole McMowle
- On our First Day on Usenet
- On the Net
- Once I Built a Website
- OS California
- Over Hill, Over Caile
- P()/V() Rendezvous
- P-I-F-FO
- PC:s are PC:s
- Perl White [ alternatives requested ]
- Pick a Packet or Two
- Please Release Me
- PLIate's Dream
- POE PUREE
- POOR PURE PERCY P
- Programmer
- The Programmer's Blues
- The Programmer's Viewpoint
- Programs
- Prove It's So
- Puff the Fractal Dragon
- Purple Hacks
- Raster Operations
- Rawhide
- The RSX Backup Song ("Are we back up yet?")
- The RSX Support Song ("Thank you for your SPR")
- The RSX VMS Lovers Song ("Wow, there's lots of stuff on that VAX")
- Rudolph, the Emacs Hacker
- Run as you are
- Satan C Compiler
- Script for a Hacker's Tear
- SCSI !
- Sendmail
- Sentimental Berwald
- Setting Text in LaTeX
- SIGHUP Blues
- Silicon Valley Guy
- Socket Man
- Software for Nothing
- Somewhere over the Network
- A Song of Computation
- Song of the Certified Data Processor
- The Sound of FORTRAN
- The Sounds of Science
- The Sounds of Silence
- Standard COBOL Structure Form
- Stopcode Bells
- Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
- Surfers In The Night
- Surfing the Web on a Busy Evening
- The Swapper
- Sweet Server
- SYSTEM CRASH
- Take me Down to the SunLab
- Tap My Wire
- The TeddyClones' Picnic
- Telnet Song
- Ten little Modulans
- That old time PDP
- That was the HASP my friend
- That's Life At Case
- These are are a Few of Our Favorite Machines
- Those were the Days
- A Time for DWIM
- Tomix
- Treekiller
- Twas the Night Before Implementation
- The Twelve Days of Uptime
- Twit the Assistant (the Mighty Twit)
- The Underfull Badness Blues
- UNIBUS
- UNIX
- Unix Man
- Unix Quandry
- Unix Wizard
- Uptown URL
- User
- The User and the Programmer
- USian Pie
- VAX Raphosdy
- A Visit from a Silicon Impostor
- A Visit from Saint Woz
- The VMS Mourning Song
- VMUNIX Blues
- Waiting for The Sun
- The Wall 2
- What did you download last night?
- What is a Hacker?
- What Segment is This?
- When I can't log in
- When I was a Lad
- When I'm Sixty Four
- When you try to get work from the data network
- Will The Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up
- Windows
- Windows '95
- Windows 95
- Windows Post
- Windowsian Crapsody
- Wired Lullaby
- The Wizard's Song
- The Wonderful Hacker
- Workin' on a SUN - The NCSU-CSC Blues
- World-Wide Wizard
- The Worm before Christmas
- The Wreck of the Apple II
- Wreck of the NESD-1
- Write in C
- Yellow Subroutine
- Yesterday
- You can call me K6voA72JsP39Zq9j5llL
- You Can't Rush the Net
- You Oughta Know
- You're My Checksum