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Original song |
El Condor Pasa |
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Original artist |
Tradition arr. Paul Simon |
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Filk author |
Daniel R. Reitman |
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Intro |
Here's a new creation appropriate for all the AOL users out there. ;-(
My apologies if the title is meaningless, but I don't speak Spanish. |
El Internet Pasa
I'd rather have a modem than use snail
Yes I would if I could I surely would
I'd rather send a message by e-mail
Yes I would if I could I surely would
Chorus:
Away, the bandwidth's lagged away
I can't log on, the signal's gone
Alone, the user stuck at home
It makes me reach, pick up the phone, pick up the phone
I'd rather use Free Agent than the Web
Yes I would if I could I surely would
I'd rather chat than hunt for Easter eggs
Yes I would if I only could I surely would
Chorus
I'd rather use Java that FTP
Yes I would if I could I surely would
I'd rather read Usenet than IRC
Yes I would if I only could I surely would
Chorus
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