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Original song The Teddybears' Picnic
Original artist Jimmy Kennedy and John W. Bratton
Filk author MaJoC
Intro I never did have the courage of my convictions: this was originally going to be Message Of The Day on our N*v*ll fileservers on (say) April 1st.

The TeddyClones' Picnic

    If you want DOS or Novell today
        You're sure of a big surprise
    If you think WinDoze is wonderful
        You'd better believe your eyes
    For every clone that ever we bought
    Sends MicroSloth a rasping retort
    Today's the day our public machines
        Go Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinux.

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