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Original song |
Jabberwocky |
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Original artist |
Lewis Carroll |
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Filk author |
Rhys Lawton |
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Intro |
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Computer Worthy
Twas filing, and the memory core,
Set fire and I did kindle the flame.
For I hated that memory core,
And that bastard, Bill Gates.
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Beware the monitor, my son.
The screen will blank, the core will crash.
Beware the thump-thump noise, and run
When hear the ominous, evil crash.
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He took his faithful mouse in hand
Long time the program had he sought
And rested he by the drive D:\
And screensaver went pop.
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And as he sat, then stood
The memory core, with sparks and flame
Came bursting through the CD drive
And so his screen did fade
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Alt-Esc, Alt-Esc Alt-Esc Alt-Esc
Alternative Escape
He pressed in vain, And then his bane
Went crash-crash-crashing down
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And hast thou killed the memory core?
Press this button, you stupid boy
Then the screen did say
"Are you sure today?"
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Twas filing, and the memory core,
Set fire and I did kindle the flame.
For I hated that damn memory core,
And that bastard, Bill Gates.
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