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Original song I want a new Drug
Original artist Huey Lewis and the News
Filk author Unknown
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I want an RT

I want an RT One that won't make that "click"
One that won't try to crash my files or (make me feel 3 feet thick)

I want an RT One that won't (hurt my head)
(One that won't make my mouth turn dry) (or make my eyes turn red)

One that won't zap my windows when I don't want it to
One that runs the BSD of UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2

I want an RT One that will boot
One that won't smoke too much or rm the root

I want an RT One with an FPA
One that won't "segmentation fault"
One that won't fall asleep all day.

One that won't zap my windows when I don't want it to
One that runs the BSD of UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2

UNIX 4.2, UNIX 4.2 (TM)

I want an RT One that does what it should
One that won't make the network lag One that won't make (me feel too good)

I want an RT One (with no doubt)
(One that won't make me talk too much) (or make my face break out)

One that won't zap my windows when I don't want it to
One that runs the BSD of UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2
UNIX 4.2, yeah, yeah

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