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Original song |
Oh, Lord |
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Original artist |
Janis Jopplin |
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Filk author |
Lars R Clausen |
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Intro |
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Oh, Root
Oh root, won't you give me access to CRAY-1,
my friends all use CONVEX, but I can't log on.
Hacked hard all my lifetime, the bugs are quite gone,
so root, won't you give me access to CRAY-1?
Oh root, won't you give me a CD-ROM drive,
I wait for the mounting each night until five.
The magtapes are trying to eat me alive,
so root, won't you give me a CD-ROM drive?
Oh root, won't you give me a fast CPU,
my programs run slowly, I'm praying to you.
A single '040, it simply won't do,
so root, won't you give me a fast CPU?
Oh root, won't you give me access to CRAY-1,
my friends all use CONVEX, but I can't log on.
Hacked hard all my lifetime, the bugs are quite gone,
so root, won't you give me access to CRAY-1?
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