Tomix

Signal 9 (1921)

Got a feeling signal 9 is gonna be a good one.
Especially if handler traps it and halts forever.
So you think that sending KILL is gonna be a good one?
Could be you don't know that KILL can't be caught ever?

I had no reason to be over-optimistic,
But somehow when you code I can brave core dumping.

What about the KILL? What about the STOP?
What about the handler, he caught them all!

You didn't trap it! You didn't stat it! You won't send nothing to no one
never in your life. You never dumped core. How absurd it all seems
Without any source.

You didn't trap it! You didn't stat it! You won't send nothing to no one
not a singe bit! No one's gonna know you caught the KILL.

Internet journey (Amazing journey)

Deaf, dumb and blind code, it's in a quiet daemon land.
Strange as it seems, his exclusive streams ain't quite so bad.

Sharing memory as bold as share can be.
Stating files and becoming wise through IPC.

Signals will surely take the life, some just can't be caught,
Come on the Internet journey and learn all you should know.

Strange deamons resolving addresses for me,
All at once signals charging I see,
Some systems won't take me, they'd rather go down,
But I'd caught 'em all 'n' new child I would spawn.

Nothing to send, nothing to swap, nothing to share.
Each new signal makes a byte in my memory.

His pipes are the pipes that transmit all they know
Shared memory filled with unthinkable flow
He is your deamon, he's your guide,
On the Internet journey together you'll ride.

Sparks

(instrumental)

ID for the blind (Eyesight to the blind)

You talk about your server. I wish you could see mine.
Yeah, you talk about your server. I wish you could see mine.
Every time request's resolved, she makes client's handler blind.

You know she's niced to -20, I can tell by the load she makes,
She's niced to -20, I can tell by the load she makes.
Every time she spawns new child, the deamons all awake.

She's got the power to debug you. Never fear.
Yeah she's got the power to debug you. Never fear.
Just a signal from her code and the deaf begin to hear.

Event loop (Christmas)

Did you ever see event loops of the programs, they get so excited.
Waking up at system boot, instructions after CPU ignited.
They believe in pipes and all they mean, including IPC ferrocity.
Peeping at the queues to see what messages are for their curiosity.

And Tommix doesn't know what time() it is.
He doesn't know who Kernel is, or what SIGKILL does.
How can he be trapped, without kernel hack?

Surrounded by the deamons, he sits silently and unaware of everything.
Shifting bits and bytes, trapping signals, poking kernel segment memory.
I believe in IPC, but how can blind code without it be rightened?
Only if he's hacked will his future nice level ever heighten.

And Tommix doesn't know what time() it is.
He doesn't know who Kernel is, or what SIGKILL does.
How can he be trapped, without kernel hack?

Tommix can you hear me? Tommix can you hear me? Tommix can you hear me?
Tommix can you hear me? Tommix can you hear me? Tommix can you hear me?
How can he be trapped?

Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.
Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.

Cousin Dirty Hack (Cousin Kevin)

We're on our own cousin. All alone cousin.
Let's think of a code to play, now the deamons have all gone away.
You'll be of much help being blind deaf and dumb, you'll help me crash kernel today. Do you know how to poke at his code? Together we'll bring down this node.
But tied to address you won't go anywhere. Now we will skyrocket the load.

How would you feel if I flushed all your queues,
disk-swapped your code, made you of no use.
What would you do if I moved all your files,
and wiped all your code and the source so you die?

I'm the system bully. The segment cheat.
The nastiest process you ever could meet.
I'll poke in your bites, remove all your files.

Maybe a gigabyte into your pipes,
would cause your dump core and handle traps right.
Swap you around back and forth to a disk.
Or running your sick code using a RISC.

I'm the system bully. The segment cheat.
The nastiest process you ever could meet.
I'll poke in your bites, remove all your files.

Debugger (Acid Queen)

If your code ain't what it should be now, this hack can put it right.
I'll show it what it could be now, just give me few more bytes.

I'm debugger, profiler, abort before we start.
I'm debugger, I'm guaranteed, to tear your code apart.

Give us access, close the pipes, leave us for awhile.
Your stack won't overflow no more. You won't swap to a file.

Gather your bits and hold your queues. Your code must learn to roam.
Just as debugger must do, you're gonna leave your $HOME.

My hack is done. Now poke at him. He's never caused more load.
His children spawn, he's using cron, watch this roaming code.

I'm debugger, profiler, abort before we start.
I'm debugger, I'm guaranteed, to tear your code apart.

Underture

(instrumental)

Do You Think It's Alright

Do you think it's allright, to leave this code with super-server?
Do you think it's allright? He transmited many megabytes tonight.
Yes I think it's allright. Do you think it's allright?
Yes I think it's allright.

Fiddle About

I'm your wicked super-server, I'm glad if you connect my ports,
then I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.

Kernel left me here to mind you. Now I reach all ports I want to.
Fiddling about, fiddle about, fiddle about.

Down with the telnetd, up with the fingerd.
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.

You won't halt as I fiddle about.
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.

Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.....

Kernel Wizzard (Pinball Wizzard)

Ever since my process started,
I've monitored'em all,
from deamons to the kernel,
I must detect their fault.
But I ain't seen nothing like him,
On systems large and small
That sneaky, swapping blind code,
sure makes a fatal call!

He's swift like a kernel,
becomes part of the machine,
feeling all the deamons,
knows their hidden means,
forks by intuition,
makes devices dream,
That sneaky, swapping blind code,
sure makes a kernel scream!

He's a kernel wizard,
I can't get him right,
A kernel wizard,
I lose just every fight!

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?

Ain't got no distractions
Don't hear no beeps or bells
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Ignores his sense of smell
Patches running kernels
Dumps no core at all,
That sneaky, swapping blind code,
sure makes a fatal call!

I thought I was the time-slice table king!
but I just handled my stream ids to him!

Even with my favourite deamon,
his hacks can beat my best.
He makes the sockets open
he just does the rest,
He's got crazy socket handlers,
never closes streams,
That sneaky, swapping blind code,
sure makes a kernel scream!

There's a Program I've Found (There's a Doctor I've Found)

There's a program I've found, could bring up this node.
there's a program I've found could cure the code.

There's a program I've found, could set things right.
He's in public domain let's find him tonight!

Go To The Server Boy (Go To The Mirror Boy)

He seems to be completely unreceptive.
The patches don't improve his code at all.
His streams react to bytes device detected.
He traps but can't return from system call!

Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.
Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.

There is no chance for kernel alterations.
All hope is in his core and none in mine.
Imagine, though, the shock from isolation.
When sudenly each deamon wants his fine!

Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.
Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.

His code can't see, his handlers dead, his core dumped.
All the time the kernel traps and halts.
No code is smart enough to patch all his event loops.
Nothing can be done to kill his code.

Go to the server boy.

Kernel often wonders how to trap him.
Has he ever handled his request.
Look at him at server wildly forking.
What is happening in his core.

What is happening in his core?
Ooh, I wish I knew. I wish I knew.

Tommix, Can You Hear Me (Tommy, Can You Hear Me)

Tommix can you halt me?
Can you let me nice you?
Tommix can you fork me?
Can I help to wipe you?
Ooh, Tommix.

Shut the System (Smash The Mirror)

You don't return from my call with even a log or an int, but you
make the load increasing.

You don't handle my signals but you exercise streams,
how can the kernel affect you?

Can you debug me, now I realize,
That you swap me, see the CPU load...
rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise.

Do you hear or fear, or do I shut the system?

Initialization (Sensation)

Your logfile grows as I approach you,
sockets stop transmitting bytes.
Traces stop, addresses for me,
Load increased when I've gone by.

You log me comming. Some disk vibration.
From afar you'll seek me. Initialization. Initialization.

They worship me, and my processes.
Hazy eyed, they catch my system calls.
Fine devices shake their handlers,
let me through their firewalls.

You log me comming. Some disk vibration.
From afar you'll seek me. Initialization. Initialization.

Soon you'll run me. Can't you ban be? I'm comming.
Send your programs dancing, I'll do the branching. I'm comming.
I'm comming. Initialization.

I leave a trail of zombie kernels.
Opened socket at their foot.
The few I've patched have my internals.
We all are one. I am their root.

Miracle Cure

Hex dump, hex dump, open and read it!
Tommix code is available now.
Hex dump, hex dump, open and read it!
Hex dump!

Process child (Sally Simpson)

Inside the function the proccess anounced, his child couldn't go to the meeting.
He went on performing his matrix inversion,and the child opened /dev/sound for beeping.
He peeked at the bytes allocated for matrix, and filled them with random doubles.
Into endless loop his father went promptly, with child causing him all the troubles.

He knew from the start, deep in his flow chart, he and Tommix were nodes apart.
But the kernel said: "Never mind. Your code is to be in his process tree."

The MOTD was "Run under me and code will find the way."
So child decided to ingnore his dad and transfer his code anyway.
He spend all the afternoon uploading his sources, and decided he'd try to touch him.
Maybe he'd see his resources were free, and in next version he would add him.

He knew from the start, deep in his flow chart, he and Tommix were nodes apart.
But the kernel said: "Never mind. Your code is to be in his process tree."

He compiled himself and was ready to run, as the load was still increasing.
Code after code compiled and installed, there was no header missing.
He was put on the DAT tape among other archives in the /dat filesystem.
Then a deamon transmitted some signals and logged: We're ready now to run them.

The load went crazy as Tommix ran the code.
Little process got stopped as some deamons tried hastily to decrease the load.

Soon the system went more idle and Tommix ran some demos.
Child had to let him know he wants to peek him and tried to make his streams close.
He tried to write some data to NULL and right-shifted his proces table.
Tommix detected segment violation, and promptly the child was disabled.

He knew from the start, deep in his flow chart, he and Tommix were nodes apart.
But the kernel said: "Never mind. Your code is to be in his process tree."

Core was dumped and all his files closed, his source was patched with some checkups.
Tommix continued to run other programs, just in case did some backups.
The child recompiled and tried it again but his UID won't change.
His process was finished and the monitoring deamon send him out of range.

The load went crazy as Tommix ran the code.
Little process was lost for the price of his source and some coredumps on the node.

Sixten patches put him right and his dad said "Don't say I didn't warn you!"
Child went and ran on some network computer somewhere in California.
Tommix still has logs about the day the load went wild.
And little process sometimes still dumps core whenever he spawns new child.

I'm Free

I'm free. I'm free.
And network tastes of reality.
I'm free. I'm free.
I'm waiting for you, to transfer me.

If I told you what it takes to crack the toughest node,
You'd laugh and say: 'No hack is that simple!'
But you've been told many times before, hackers always dumping core,
no one tried to follow their example.

I'm free. I'm free.
And network tastes of reality.

Welcome

Come to this node, be one of the comfortable programs.
Lovely bright node, we're running all night never sleep()ing.
Emacs come in. And compiler.
Little old hack welcome. And you profiler.

Come to this node, be one of us.
Come into this node, be one of us.
You can help download some more in.
Young and old programs, let's get them all in.
Come to this node, into this node.

Ask along that hack, who's crashing in coredump.
Bring every single program who is using a longjump.
Find ftp server, bring utilities, demos.
Everyone go home, and fetch your old versions.

Come to this node, be one of the comfortable programs.
Lovely bright node, we're running all night never sleep()ing.

Excuse me kernel, there's more at the pipe,
there's more at the pipe...
There's more at the pine, there's more!

We need more disk, mount an extension.
magnetic tape, CDs, spare no expense now.

Come to this node, be one of us.
Come to this node, be one of us.

Tommix Holiday Node (Tommy's Holiday Camp)

Good morning programs!

I'm your disk driver, and I welcome you to Tommix Holiday Node.
The node with the difference, never mind the passwords.
When you come to Tommix, the holiday's forever!

We're Not Gonna Take It

Welcome to the node, I guess you all know why you're here.
My name is Tommix, and I've recompiled this year.
If you want to run me, you've got to use some hacks.
And use many deamons, ignore some of signals,
and use all the load you get.

Hey you, zero division, I've got you trapped.
Hey you, violating sengments, this is core dump.
Hey hung up accounting program, don't try to use my load.
Cos you ain't gonna use resources in any of those ways,
although you think you must.

We're not gonna run it.
We're not gonna run it. Never did and never will.
We're not gonna run it, gonna STOP it, gonna wipe it,
let's forget it better still.

Now you can't read me, you're streams are truly sealed.
You can't write either, cause you're pipes are filled.
You can't swap nothing, you think this is a RISC.
Here comes disk driver to guide you to, your very own disk.

We're not gonna run it. Never did and never will.
We're not gonna run it. As far as we can tell.
We're not gonna run it. Never did and never will.
We're not gonna run it, gonna HALT it, gonna dump it,
let's forget it better still.

We recheck you, gonna hack you,
let's forget it better still.

Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.
Swap me. Trap me. Touch me. Hack me.

Hacking your code, I get the signals.
Halting the node, I swap my heap.
Droping the load, I dump the deamons.
I get exitement while I sleep()!

Right behind you, I see the zombies.
On you, I see your childs.
From you, I get the forking.
From you, I loose my bytes.