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Original song |
Yesterday |
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Original artist |
The Beatles |
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Filk author |
John L. Berger |
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Intro |
"Yesterday" by John L. Berger, Mechanicsburg, PA appeared in the May '96 edition of Enterprise Systems Journal (With apologies to John Lennon and Paul McCartney) |
Yesterday
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Microsoft brought new ones here to stay.
Oh, how I wish for yesterday.
Suddenly,
Nothing works at all efficiently.
GPFs are running rampantly.
Oh, Microsoft, just please leave me!
Why we had to go
To Windows 95
I couldn't say.
Windows just works wrong.
How I long for yesterday.
Suddenly,
OS/2 was praised triumphantly
But was marketed pathetically.
Now 95 is haunting me.
Why 95 is alive
I just can't say.
Bill just stole the Mac
And went back
To Yesterday.
Ah yesterday --
So where do I want to go today?
To a place where Gates is far away.
Oh, how I wish for yesterday.
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