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Original song Mambo #5
Original artist Lou Bega
Filk author Allan L

Windows 95

Ladies and gentlemen, this is windows 95
1-2-3-4-5 Everybody in the car so c'mon let's ride
To the software store around the corner
the boy said "you want an OS/2?" but I really don't want a
bad crash like I had last week.
I must get stuff 'cause the software's cheap.

I like Capcom, Konami, Namco, and Sierra
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter.
So what can I do, I really thank you my Lord
To me, computing is just like a sport.
Any bad stack, it's all good, let me dump it.
Got winsock from trumpet.

A little bit of Sierra in my life
A little bit of VB on the side
A little bit of Photoshop is all I need
A little bit of Perl or maybe C
A little bit of Java straight from SUN
A little bit of Access all night long
A little bit of Lucas Arts, here I am --
A little bit of you makes me da man.

Windows 95!

Scroll up and down, move the mouse around
Click the speaker for the sound,
put your hand on the ground
press arrow left, arrow right
hands up front, throw the keyboard aside
click your mouse once and click your mouse twice
and if you GPF, then you're doing it right.


Trumpet...From Trumpet!
Windows 95!


I'd do all to learn my share of Unix too
But you can't run and you can't hide
My javascript runs server-side

Windows 95!

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