Computer songs and poems: Windows Post

Original song	Whipping Post
Original artist	Allman Brothers
Filk author	The Multitasker
Intro	This is a parody of the song Whipping Post.

Windows Post

System went down
Fileserver too
I don't know why I let windows make me a fool
It took all my memory
Crashed my new box
Now its down and my programs won't run,
this has been so much fun.
Sometimes I feel like crying in a Usenet post
Good Lord I lost all my files.
Tech Support tells me
I've been such a fool
Running more than one program at once
Now my computer's FU.
I'll reinstall tomorrow.
Bill Gates what have you done?
Nothing seems to change.
The errors are the same.
My programs won't run.
Sometimes I feel like crying in a Usenet post
Good Lord I lost all my files.

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