Computer songs and poems: Twit the Assistant (the Mighty Twit)

Original song	Quinn the Eskimo (the Mighty Quinn)
Original artist	Bob Dylan
Filk author	Mel
Intro	Dedicated to the TA's at CU. Everybody gets one TA like this, but here at CU, it's the standard.

Twit the Assistant (the Mighty Twit)

Ev'rybody's learning Java and writing code,
Some are writing methods,
Others, drawing list nodes,
Ev'rybody's in the lab,
Ev'ry girl and boy
But when Twit the Assistant gets here,
Ev'rybody's gonna be annoyed.
Come all to lab, come have a fit,
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Twit.
I'm not a moron like the rest, I make my comments neat,
But still she's getting on my case,
I tell ya, it aint sweet.
Nobody in this class
Can code, according to Twit,
But when Twit the Assistant grades mine,
I get all A's, she must admit.
Come all to lab, she's in a snit,
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Twit.

ASP, Java, C and Perl, I can code in 'em all,
But Twit makes no distinction, between me
And the clueless punks at all.
Hear her brag like she's all that,
Arrogant, on ev'ryone's toes
But when Twit the Assistant logs on,
She screws up, and her own code blows.
Come all to lab, suffer through it,
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Twit.

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