Intel inside

Now install it, give it a try
"Starting Me Up" can make a grown man cry
grown man cry

Start me u-up

Herre come the critics, and they're all wearing frowns
They give it a rating: two thumbs down

"Looks like a Mac, isn't that sick?
Looks and feels like point-and-click."

Intel inside, Intel inside
All of our computers have Intel inside

Look at the users, they're being ripped off
Is this the end, of Microsoft?

Loaded with whistles, loaded with bells
What would we do without a Gates called Bill?
A gates called Bill

Intel inside, Intel inside
All of our computers have Intel inside

There go the windows, and every one crashed
Hold on to your wallets, and save all your cash

Mice are weapons, sharper than words
Spreading the message, " '98 is the worst! "

Intel inside, Intel inside
All of our computers have Intel inside