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Original song Hello Dolly
Original artist Jerry Herman
Filk author SG & PMW, from DEC archives


(to the tune of Hello Dolly)
by SG & PMW, from DEC archives

Hello, LOGIN; well, hello LOGIN!
Here's my user name and here's my password too.
Each time that you ask it,
I know that you'll mask it,
So no spy from IBM can see it too (if so we'll sue).

I hear the bell ringing,
and the tapes singing,
so I know you're reading in ACCOUNT dot SYS.

So . . .

Answer me, LOGIN, find me a UFD, LOGIN
LOGIN, I'll never K slash F again!

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