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Original song It's The End Of The World As We Know It
Original artist REM
Filk author Matthew S. Huber
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It's The End Of Our DOS As We Know It

That's great, it starts with an overlay, mouse and sounds, a GUI - Billy Gates is not afraid. Error in the .ini, listen to your drive churn - Windows serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Speed it up a notch, speed, RAM no, strength no. File structure clashes with fear of depth, bad FAT. Wires catch on fire, represent the power games in a surge strip red light and spike protect. Left her, doing scandisk on a SCSI with the Boot PROM and there's no re-sponse. Team by team technicians baffled, thump, unknown stop. Look at that low mem! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, page fault, command.com, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. Windows serves its own needs, listen to your disk bleed. Tell me what the failure is the recovery is not right - right. You masochistic, Microsoftic, ass hole, but no, feeling pretty gypped.

It's the end of our DOS as we know it.
It's the end of our DOS as we know it.
It's the end of our DOS as we know it and I hate Bill.

Twelve o'clock - Net crash hour. Don't get caught without your power. C colon, return, listen to your drive churn. Lock up in a DOS mode and book reading, disk writing. Every error escalate. CD-ROM incinerate. Start an app and use up ram. Swap file, swap file. Watch a head crash, crash. Uh oh, this means no drive - keepalive. Reinstall and steer clear! A jury-rig, a jury-rig, a jury- rig to boot. Offer me solutions, offer me a new OS and I decline.

It's the end of our DOS as we know it.
It's the end of our DOS as we know it.
It's the end of our DOS as we know it and I hate Bill.

(It's time I loaded Linux up)

The other night I found a nice collection disk utils. Scandisk. defrag. Norton Utils. MS Plus pack, Netsape Gold and IRC. eighty eighty-six, Alpha, Pentium, boom! You masochistic, Microsoftic, boot, but crash, right? Right.

It's the end of our DOS as we know it.
It's the end of our DOS as we know it.
It's the end of our DOS as we know it and I hate Bill.

(It's time I loaded Linux up)

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