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Original song Has Anybody Seen my Gal?
Original artist Unknown
Filk author Brad Needham

Has Anybody Seen My Code?

(to the tune of Has Anybody Seen my Gal?)
by Brad Needham

No GOTO's, all WHILE-DO's
Bringing on the software blues
Has anybody seen my code?

With bubble charts, structure charts,
Steeped in engineering arts
Has anybody seen my code?

Now when it runs into the breakpoint two
from who knows where
I try to place the real-time trace.
Bet your life it isn't there!

But is it fast! Will it last?
All milestones are in the past!
Has anybody seen my code?

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