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Original song |
He's Got the Whole World in His Hands |
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Original artist |
Unknown |
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Filk author |
Bruce Mitchell and Jim Bostwick |
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Intro |
Kindly provided in source by Jim McGlinchey - from the RSX songbook For some time there was a tradition at DECUS symposia that the RSX SIG would do something to disrupt the VAX SIG. (Once they kidnapped the VAX SIG chair, along with the sofa she was relcining on. They managed to ransom the sofa for a six-pack of beer, but had to pay to have the VAX SIG take their Chair back.) Anyway, the following song was sung to the VAX SIG by the assembled RSX SIG at a recent symposia. |
The RSX VMS Lovers Song ("Wow, there's lots of stuff on that VAX")
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX,
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX,
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX,
He's got lotsa crud on his VAX.
He's got DEC star couplers, on his VAX,
He's got Britton Lee, on his VAX,
He's got full DECservice, on his VAX,
He's got expensive crud on his VAX.
He's got real-time, on his VAX,
He's got Datatrieve, on his VAX,
He's got VMS, on his VAX,
He's got slow crud on his VAX.
He's got office automation, on his VAX,
He's got All-in-One, on his VAX,
He's got security up the ying-yang, on his VAX,
He's got management on his VAX.
He's got VAX/ELAN, on his VAX,
He's got ANSI DIBOL, on his VAX,
He's got RPG, on his VAX,
He's got useless crud on his VAX.
He's got gigundo disks, on his VAX,
He's got max warp speed, on his VAX,
He's got unlimited POOL, on his VAX,
He's got some decent stuff on his VAX.
He's got BLISS-16, on his VAX,
He's got TOPS-20 emulation, on his VAX,
He's got Fidonet, on his VAX,
He's got bizarre crud on his VAX.
He's got 1000 users, on his VAX,
He's got 40 LAT servers, on his VAX,
He's got the King James Bible, on his VAX,
He's got the whole world on his VAX.
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX,
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX,
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX,
He's got lotsa crud on his VAX!
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