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Original song |
(They long to be) close to you |
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Original artist |
The Carpenters, Burt Bacharach |
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Filk author |
Michael Wilsker |
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Intro |
Original Date: June, 1970 Made Popular By: The Carpenters Re-written on April 27th, 1998. |
Fsck'ed by you
Why do bugs suddenly appear
Did you cross compile here?
Its not C, you tell me,
Win three-two.
Why do drives fall down from the rack
Every time you turn your back?
Ifya ask me, they long to be
Fsck'ed by you.
On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to kill a machine for you
So they sprayed en-dust in the Console
And hotswapped out your brand new CPU.
All the systems scream and die,
Crumbling all along the raised tile-floor.
Bob told me, they need to be
Fsck'ed by you.
All the managers are here,
deciding on your money
Windows NT fails to boot again (bsod)
You grab a hammer; your rustynails
Brights' the gleam in your eyes of blue.
All the systems scream and die,
Crumbling all along the raised tile-floor.
Bob told me, they need to be
Fsck'ed by you.
Ifya ask me
They long to be
Fsck'ed by you.
*schrrchschch*, fscked by you.
*kachunkachnk*, fscked by you.
*schrrchschch*, fscked by you.
*kachunkachnk*, fscked by you.
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