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Original song |
You Can't Hurry Love |
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Original artist |
Diana Ross and the Supremes |
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Filk author |
EllioTT Schiff |
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Intro |
Written 1997 |
You Can't Rush the Net
I need Netscape...To surf the web
I need to find, find...Some software on line
The F-A-Q said
You can't rush the net...No, you just have to wait
It said GIFS don't come quickly...Even with 56K
You can't rush the net...No you just have to wait
It takes a lot of time...To download from Ohio State
But how many searches...Must I do
To get the software...that I can use
But every single time...That I try to call
I get a busy sign...Coming from the phone
But the F-A-Q siad
You can't rush the net...No you just have to wait
It said GIFS don't come quickly...even with 56K
How long must I wait...How much RAM will this take
Before a core dump...will cause my-y
Disk to break.
No, I don't know...What is going wrong
It's a world wide wait...And it takes so long
But when the download...Is almost done
That A-O-L...Keeps on hangin' up
You can't rush the net...No, you just have to wait
It said GIFS don't come quickly...Even with 56K
You can't rush the net...No you just have to wait
It takes a lot of time...To download from Ohio State
Four-oh-four...Site is not found
But I keep on booing...And keep on hissing
At the programmer...To relink the site
For the suport team...To set it all right
I keep on pointing...I keep on clicking
But it keeps stalling...It keeps stalling
But the F-A-Q said
You can't rush the net...No you just have to wait
It takes a lot of time...To download from Ohio State
You can't rush the net...No, you just have to wait
It said GIFS don't come quickly...Even with 56K
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