Bill's Windows SwillThat Bill-I-Will! That Bill-I-Will! I do not like that Bill-I-Will!
"Do you like my Windows Swill?"
I do not like it Bill-I-Will. I do not like your Windows Swill.
"Would you like it here or there?"
I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.
"In the computer in your house? Would you select it with your mouse?"
I do not want it in my house, will not select it with my mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.
"Would you use it with a CISC? Would you use it in your RISC?"
Not with a CISC. Not with my RISC. Not in my house. Not with my mouse. I would not use it here or there. I would not use it anywhere. I would not use your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.
"With a cable modem through a LAN? Use it ! Use it! Use more RAM! You may likeit . You will see. Try it in a new P III!"
Not with your modem or a LAN, DSL or more RAM! Not with a CISC, not with my RISC, not in my house, not with my mouse! No AMD or new P III, Bill-I-Will, YOU LET ME BE!!
"You do not like it, so you say. Try it! Try it! And you may! Try it and you may, I say!"
BILL!! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see.
(Clickity-clickity-clic*...BOING! FREEZE! CRASH!!)
Say! HEY! I LOATHE that Windows Swill! I do! I loathe it Bill! I knew! I KNEW!
Keep your modem and your LAN,
I will not use code full of SPAM.
Note: no Linux was harmed in the creation of this parody.