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Original song Hello, my ragtime gal
Original artist Unknown
Filk author Thomas Arneberg
Intro Okay, as long as we're on the subject of other parodies, I'll post one I started a while back. I gave up before really finishing, when our tenor claimed that the vast majority of non-computer types wouldn't "get" it, and proved it by handing it around his office and noting the blank stares. But here it is, for you computer folks:

Hello, my ASCII gal

Hello, my baby,
hello, my HACKER, hello, my ASCII gal

Send me a kiss by MAIL (BY EMAIL),
baby I hope you're FEMALE.*

If you refuse me,
honey, you'll lose me,
then you'll be left alone.

Oh, baby, email me,
and tell me that ...

I've got a little baby
and she's out of sight,
I TYPE to her across the INTERNET (no sweat).
I've never seen my baby,
but she types alright,
And CompuServe is causing quite a debt.
so...

Hello, my baby,
hello, my honey,
hello, my sys-admin,

Send me a kiss by MAIL,
Don't let our modems fail.

If you refuse me,
honey, you'll lose me,
then you'll be left alone.

Oh, baby, CYBERSPACE
can be a lonely place...

Hello, hello, hello there,
tell me that you're mine,
buzz my modem line.

*this is the best line...you never really know with email!

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