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Original song |
Pretty Woman |
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Original artist |
Roy Orbison |
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Filk author |
Stephanie Hanus |
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Intro |
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CS Major
CS major
Write some code for me
CS major
You could write in C
CS major
I don't believe you
Have you read Knuth?
Lots of algorithms to choose
Mercy!
CS major
Won't you program for me
CS major
Could use argv and argc
CS major
Your code is lovely as can be
Did you learn from Dennis Ritchie
Wooooow
CS major type awhile
CS major pipe awhile
CS major please compile for me
CS major yeah yeah yeah
CS major link away
CS major run that a.out for me
'Cause I need it --
That code you write
Comment it baby
Document it right
CS major
Don't leak a byte
CS major
Don't crash one time
CS major
Don't let that named pipe break
OK
Access violation is not OK
Please don't overflow the stack
If you take memory, give it back
By using free()
Or in C++, delete
Yeah, in C++ delete
Ohhhhh, CS major
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